WHY SO CHEAP?
FIRST AND FOREMOST, WE ENJOY OUR BUILDING NETWORKS
BESIDES, YOU ARE BUYING ALL THE EQUIPMENT
WE ARE MERELY INSTALLING AND CONFIGURING YOUR NETWORK
WE ARE SIMPLY ORDERING YOUR WAN CONNECTION
WE ARE ACTUALLY HAVING FUN WHILE WE WORK
CHEESYNETWORKS ONLY CHARGES YOU AN HONEST $50.00 F/R P/H FOR OUR TIME AND EXPERTISE
IF YOU CAN FIND A CHEAPER INSTALL, OR MORE QUALIFIED PERSONNEL
***BY ALL MEANS***GO FOR IT***
FORTUNATELY, WE DOUBT YOU WILL
WE HAVE SHOPPED AROUND FOR YEARS, AND HONESTLY, IT'S A MADHOUSE OUT THERE
AND IT'S GOING TO GET WORSE
TO AVOID ALL THE BS* AND CONFIDENT SALES YAMMER, AND GIVE US A CALL
A CERTIFIED CHEESYNETWORKS TECHNICIAN IS ON STAND BY...
REMEMBER, CHEESYNETWORKS SELLS REAL TECHNICAL NETWORKS, AND WE ARE REAL TECHNICAL EXPERTS
LASTLY...
WE DO NOT LIKE TO SEE PEOPLE GET RIPPED OFF!!! WE DETEST THAT!!!
WE HAVE ALL WORKED IN CORPORATE CALL CENTER AND DATA CENTER ENVIRONMENTS FOR YEARS AND WERE TRAINED US TO SAY:
"SIR/MAM, WE HAVE A TICKET INPROGRESS."
"SIR/MAM, I'M SORRY, I UNDERSTAND, ITS BEEN 4 DAYS, I'M SURE THIS MUST BE FRUSTRATING"
"SIR/MAM, ITS GOING TO BE UP AND RUNNING SHORTLY."
"I'M SORRY SIR/MAM, WE DO NOT SUPPORT THAT."
(We probably spoke to you at some point or another)
WE WERE REALLY TIRED OF SAYING THESE DEFAULT STATMENTS 10 HRS A DAY, TRUST US)
THIS IS WHY WE WILL NEVER BE A SLAVE TO THE CORPORATE CALL CENTERS AGAIN!!!
WITH CHEESYNETWORKS, YOUR ISSUE IS ADDRESSED THAT DAY!!!
IF FOR ANY REASON WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH AN ISP
WE KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH ISP'S
WE ALL HAVE WORKED FOR ISP'S SO WE KNOW ALL THE SHORT CUTS, THIER DEFAULT STATEMENTS
JUST REMEMBER, WE ARE NOT GREEDY RAT BASTARDS
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA COMMAND CENTERS
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